Go Bengals!

At time of writing, the Bengals are handing a beating to the Green Bay Packers, 48-17, in their third preseason game.

So, with a 19-3 win over the Redskins, and a 44-31 win over the Bills, this makes for a nice precursor to the 2006 season.

And, at time of writing this sentence, the game is over and the 48-17 score is final.

A nice welcome back for our boy Carson Palmer.

Ladies and Gentlemen..

..we at Legal Alien are proud to present the 2006 award for the hugest double entendre in the world:

Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic.

Oh, but it gets worse. Please check out the blurb:

On June 17, 2006, Carson Palmer will host the first annual Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic presented by Cincinnati Bell and Huntington Bank to benefit his new charity partner, Lighthouse Youth Services.

The event begins at 2:00 p.m. on the Cincinnati Bengals practice field. Sponsors and guests will be treated to a unique event complete with amazing food and beverage, activities for all ages, prizes and giveaways, live entertainment by The Mukrackers and the opportunity to play cornhole against Carson’s teammates and other NFL friends.

Palmer developed the idea for the event soon after being introduced to the sport of cornhole while living in Cincinnati. “Shae and I got hooked on playing cornhole right after we moved out here. We have wanted to do an event that incorporates the sport for the past few years so we are excited that it’s finally going to happen,” said Palmer.

Okay. Carson Palmer discovered cornholing, and so excited about it that he persuaded the Bengals to hold a cornholing challenge.

Am I the only one who sees this as funny?

Phew, SbB sees it too..

Bengals 17-27 Eagles

Now I guess I've got another reason to dislike the Eagles..

And in what freaky alternate dimension do the Redskins beat the Steelers?

I mean, come on!