Exhibit B is Kuzco. We acquired Kuzco, and her sister Pacha, from a local adoption charity. Kuzco grew up one day, when her testicles suddenly dropped.
Er, yeah. Kuzco's a guy. And so's Pacha. The adoption agency somehow missed that.
And male hamsters don't share too well, so after a few very loud fights, we had to split them up.
Kuzco is the smarter of the pair, a little escape artist who regularly goes for midnight runs through the house after chewing his way out of yet another hamster habitat. But at least he doesn't hide, and he often sits waiting for us, almost tapping his foot with impatience while we put him back in his house.