It's late, so here's today's lame link:
"Jump In My Car" is what appears to be a sometimes unintentionally funny video by the original slo-mo runner himself, David Hasselhoff.
It also features KITT.
We like KITT, here at Legal Alien.
Yes, we like The Hoff, too, but if you tell anyone we said so, we may have to kill you.
The Hoff has a pretty successful singing career in, of all places, Germany. Anyone who, after watching this video, still does not know why his career never took off in America or England needs to report to their nearest re-education facility for an immediate session with a cricket bat.
Hat tip to Justin.