Today is the anniversary of the day that Mrs Doombreed and I became, well, Mrs Doombreed and I.
That's right. Today is our anniversary. The anniversary of the day that I became the luckiest man alive, when the most wonderful woman in the universe became my wife.
So go find something else with which to entertain yourself.
May I suggest The Ring - In 30 Seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies)?
Or Brokeback Mountain?
Much kudos to Tain at AP for the links.