At work today I encountered a business, listed out of Phoenix, AZ, called, believe it or not, "Arse Cosmetics".
Yep, Arse Cosmetics.
Don't believe me?
Reminds me of the time when I was walking through my local Walgreen's and spotted a product called "Aussie Nads".
Intrigued, I looked closer. Hair removal.
Which begs the question:
We knew Aussies are manly men, but are their 'nads really abrasive enough to remove hair?