Much, (oh, so much, oh, way, way too much) has been said already on the issue of immigration here in the US, and I have tried to stay silent on this contentious topic.
I'm an immigrant myself, albeit legally (and if you didn't know that, you probably fall down way more than is healthy), so people have asked me for "my perspective" on the issue.
I have refused to get involved until now. Now, there is a perspective I can get behind, a man with a vision, a man who promises a brighter future for the world. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present..