Cruel And Unusual Punishment

The pastor of a church in Montana is sending "love packages" to the little shits who vandalised it. The packages include hundreds of dollars in gift cards, a DVD, a VCR and an XBOX 360.

So... vandalise a church and get about a grand's worth of electronics?

Shit, that's a deterrent, dumbasses.

Would all fucktards please form an orderly queue outside the church of your choice, there's enough inside for you all to have a crack at*.

What do you get for setting fire to the church? A new sports car?

*Your "love package" may differ from that shown. Offer void where prohibited by law. May not be combined with any other offer. One per customer. Must have coupon to redeem offer. Enlarged to show detail. Serving suggestion. Not approved by the FDA. Not intended for the prevention, treatment or diagnosis of any disease. Read instructions before use. Take as directed. Not intended for professional use. For external use only. If rash develops, stop use immediately and contact a doctor. Please drink responsibly.

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