This is almost illegally cute. Yes, it's an ickle baby panda, born a couple of months ago at the National Zoo in DC. And he may well be the cutest thing in the entire universe. There's no name, yet, because the zoo is holding a competition to name him.
Now I'm going to have to go do something manly - possibly involving a car engine or power tools - to balance out the fact that my initial reaction on seeing this picture sounded somewhat like a strangled cop siren.