Well, Simon was right. France did, indeed, send Spain out of the World Cup. I started watching when it was 1-1, and it looked like it was going to extra time. But then suddenly France smashed two home in quick succession, and the rotund female was belting out an aria at full volume.
In other news, the world of football was stunned when Brazil won again.
What's worrying me is that England's route to the final lays through Brazil, unless France can beat them first.
Brazil vs France, 1st July.
No games tomorrow, so I predict a series of no-score draws.