The Oozinator

From Jeffrey Rowland via August J. Pollak comes a hugely wierd toy from Hasbro.

It's called The Oozinator and is from their Super Soaker range. The toy gun shoots "globs of gooey bio-ooze", which sounds harmless. Until, that is, you see this commercial for the toy.

It even ends with the disclaimer "major pumping required".

Seriously, this is a joke, right? I mean, nobody at Hasbro thought to themselves "are we selling a toy gun or a bukkake simulator?"

And, yes, my apologies. That first line was a pun.

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