From Jeffrey Rowland via August J. Pollak comes a hugely wierd toy from Hasbro.
It's called The Oozinator and is from their Super Soaker range. The toy gun shoots "globs of gooey bio-ooze", which sounds harmless. Until, that is, you see this commercial for the toy.
It even ends with the disclaimer "major pumping required".
Seriously, this is a joke, right? I mean, nobody at Hasbro thought to themselves "are we selling a toy gun or a bukkake simulator?"
And, yes, my apologies. That first line was a pun.